Homo-Harakiri

To sacrifice ones own sexuality in order to insult another's.

Friend 1: You're so gay.
Friend 2: I may be gay but u wanna fuck me, so shut up.
Friend 1: You just killed me with a homo-harakiri!

by Bergham J. June 28, 2014

homo boner

When a man pops a boner when he sees a man that's attractive to him

Jack popped a homo boner when he met John

by Daniel Mythcaster August 11, 2015

homgolomgogonologoncus

Huge boobs, I mean some really spiffin dobonhonkeroos, I mean some really scrumdiddlyumptious tits.

"Man that girl had huge homgolomgogonologoncuses."

by gagle July 16, 2019

HoePoke

Take your index finger and middle finger and poke a hoe really hard in the side of the forehead.

Mary Sue HoePoked Christian Right in the forehead for being a mouthy bitch.

Trouble should have HoePoked Stacey for being a lying bitch.

by Texastrouble December 4, 2019

homo thug black balls

a gay gangster with a big package

homo thug black balls “what the hell are you talking about!?”

by ferrel July 7, 2021

homdon

Homdon is when your friend is so stupid that you have to say it but you dont want to hurt him. Cheeeeeese

Guy1: 2+2=5
Guy2: you are homdon

by Albanian_hippo69 February 28, 2022

Homo soda

A carbonated alcoholic beverage sometimes called spiked seltzer. Flavors are often fruity which are associated with women or feminine men.

I enjoy a homo soda while working in my friend's garage on a hot day.

by Uncle B. Lade May 26, 2022