Homo Slomo

Adjective; A word used to compare someone/something that's being slow to an aroused homosexual who takes a long time to get an erect penis

"Jorge is so homo slomo"
"Hurry up, don't be so homo slomo"
"Wow these cars are so homo slomo"

by cakewhore December 7, 2013

Homo-Harakiri

To sacrifice ones own sexuality in order to insult another's.

Friend 1: You're so gay.
Friend 2: I may be gay but u wanna fuck me, so shut up.
Friend 1: You just killed me with a homo-harakiri!

by Bergham J. June 28, 2014

homo boner

When a man pops a boner when he sees a man that's attractive to him

Jack popped a homo boner when he met John

by Daniel Mythcaster August 11, 2015

hobnocked

To get slapped with a penis (or by a hobnocker)

Person 1: This bitch just sassed me!
Person 2: Tell her she's going to get hobnocked

by lalaland5484668487 October 15, 2015

homgolomgogonologoncus

Huge boobs, I mean some really spiffin dobonhonkeroos, I mean some really scrumdiddlyumptious tits.

"Man that girl had huge homgolomgogonologoncuses."

by gagle July 16, 2019

homo thug black balls

a gay gangster with a big package

homo thug black balls “what the hell are you talking about!?”

by ferrel July 7, 2021

homdon

Homdon is when your friend is so stupid that you have to say it but you dont want to hurt him. Cheeeeeese

Guy1: 2+2=5
Guy2: you are homdon

by Albanian_hippo69 February 28, 2022