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hockey boys 

Specifically for Canadians, hockey boys are teenage boys who indulge in the sport hockey, wear backwards hats, khakis, dirty ass converse or Birkenstocks and team jackets. Usually unbelievably hot with nasty hair. Will have snap scores over 1 million and have hundreds of girls but swear you’re the only one they are talking to.
Ella: oh Connor snapped me!

Every girl in her class - he snapped me too!

Every girl in the class - I thought I was the only one… typical hockey boys
hockey boys by h28 January 23, 2024

Hockey Jambo

The craziest crane driver hockey obsessed mad man you have ever met. Often found hanging out in the forties field for 3 weeks at a time. The rest of the time he is usually hanging around ice rinks looking for that hockey fix.
Here comes Hockey Jambo again, look away quick, he might not see us!
Hockey Jambo by LaFlameCreg February 10, 2024

hockey goggle 

When you go ice skating with someone, take a hockey stick and sweep their legs out. You drop your drawers and T-bag them so your nutz shield their eyes from the lights.
YO YO LOOK AT THAT KID GETTING HOCKEY GOGGLED!!!!!
hockey goggle by NASTY69696969 March 5, 2024

Hockey boy 

The worst high school stereotype in the whole world. Hockey boys are mean, stupid and just are very shitty, every move you do they make fun of you, they were stupid hats (touqes, baseball caps backward) and of course they play hockey
I hate hockey boys
Hockey boy by Sugoma13 March 7, 2024

Hockey tryouts 

The act of a UPS worker breaking fictitious jams. Using the Shepards hook to move a single package off the belt
Hockey tryouts by Smellypein March 19, 2025

Hockey sport 

What my dumbass grandpa calls hockey, akin to Parents calling Xbox and Playstation all "Nintendo"
Dammit are you still playing that damn hockey sport
Hockey sport by JackinNOLM May 31, 2025