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hitler's handshake

a female performs cunnilingus on another female while sneaking a mouthful of tabasco sauce, thus causing an incredibly loud reaction which sounds like a German screaming unadulterated profanity uncontrollably.
Oh my GOD! The neighbors called the cops on me because my girlfriend cheated on me, so I gave that beyotch a Hitler's Handshake to teach her a lesson.
by fenderhammer January 1, 2010
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Sideways Hitler

When in a three way, the female is placed up against a wall with one man both fingering her and holding up her leg in a Nazi salute position while she paints a Hitler moustache on her face with the other man's penis. For this to work the woman must first dip the mans penis in some sort of ink or other fluid.
Me and my friend were bored so we gave his girlfriend the best sideways hitler she had ever had.
by Milky The Man Cannon July 31, 2011
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Hitlerian

- adjective. 1. Acting or gesticulating in a manner either in speech or behavior similar to Adolf Hitler, especially with regards to his noted private rants or ravings as observered by Hitler's inner circle, such as Albert Speer, or others; 2. Acting in a manner or behavior thoughtless of consequences.
"Sept. 22, 1938. This morning, I noticed something very interesting. I was having breakfast in the garden of the Dresen Hotel, where Hitler is stopping, when the great man suddenly appeared, strode past me, and went down to the edge of the Rhine to inspect his river yacht...I think
Hitler is on the edge of a nervous breakdown. And now I understand the meaning of an expression the party hacks were using when we sat around drinking in the Dressen last night. They kept talking about the "Teppichfresser"', the "carpet-eater". At first I didn't get it, and then someone explained it in a whisper. They said, Hitler has been having some of his nervous crises lately and that in recent days they've taken a strange form. Whenever he goes on a rampage about Benes or the Czechs he flings himself to the floor and chews the edges of the carpet hence the Teppichfresser. After seeing him this morning, I can believe it." - William Shrirer, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich

1. My boss exploded into Hitlerian fury when he found out we couldn't meet our sales quota by pounding his fists on the table, and then screaming and blaming all of us for the company's failure.

2. Remarkably, it never occurred to her to actually ask Dr. Jones or Dr. Smith about the family. She simply began badgering and bullying the family to do certain things, and when they did not respond as she wished, she called DCF. Dr. Brown would never have acted in this Hitlerian manner with an upper-middle-class family.
by yoshi77 February 29, 2008
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Hitler Stache

When a woman has a little patch of hair (usually square) above their vaginal crease, also sometimes called a Soul Patch or The European.
Madi is a sexy tan brunette that sports the Hitler Stache above her love hole.
by FedInTheA July 16, 2010
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Network Hitler

An individual, usually male, who runs the Office IT in a ruthless fashion. For example, he will not let you keep fun jpegs or mpegs on the server for long, and discourages entertaining emails sent to the whole company.
"Oooooooooooohhhh, that network Hitler!"
by barry Smith May 15, 2006
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emo hitler

1.Emos have there hair over one side of there face like hitler did, so why do it? emo hitler is a very bad style makes you look like a nazi.

2.Tim aka Eliteztim has hair just like hitler and he is emo...wtf?
by didloface July 30, 2008
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dirty hitler

same as the dirty sanchez but in the form of a hitler moustache
boy:"Hey cassie, check this out" *wipes shit on upper lip*
cassie:"WTF??!!"
boy:ZIECH HILE bitch! its called the dirty hitler"
by sami and syd July 24, 2006
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