hipster

People who are disapointed that you don't know the band they like, wear suspenders, make ironic jokes, wear lots of hats (especially toques), read lots of books, enjoy wiriting, enjoy mixtapes, dislike most of the mainstream, or have names like Braxton would be considered hipster.
Also hipsters are often those who protest being called a hipster. It would be too mainstream for them.

your friend: "Hey, that new kid's name is Braxton."

you: "Whoa, why is he wearing suspenders?"

your friend: "I don't know, but he just asked about some band called the Hundreds. What a hipster!"

Braxton: "I'm not a hipster!!!"

by jDeo January 13, 2011

hipster

A social group typically in their mid 20's to early 30's, Hipsters are an offshoot of Gen Y thought to derive from a class of disgruntled upper-middle-class suburbanites, frustrated with the lack of culture that comes with having a life devoid of poverty. Disenfranchised in their youth by the Abercrombie generation, Hipsters-with the support of generous trust funds-propagated into various cultural centers around the country, and proceeded to replace the endemic and unique qualities of such areas with urban outfitters, american apparels, buffalo exchanges, and a host of Pho noodle joints and falafel stands. Thus, while Hipsters pride themselves on being mainstream contrarians, they in fact unwittingly create a "sub-culture" as large and annoying as the one they rail against.

Hipster 1: Hey check out how this new filter on my Hispstamatic App makes my photos reflect my artistic and brooding qualities!!
Hipster 2: oh wow man! You should totally take a picture of this PBR can an put it on Fbook!!
Hipster 3: Have you heard the new Bon Iver?

by Tanksilver June 23, 2011

hipster

Someone who is so indie and urban that they are actually mean and ignorant or possibly dead (or seam like it).

Those hipsters at american apparel were so boring and dead.

by SkankyBri June 17, 2008

hipster

total asshole who dabbles in douchebaggery; laughs at people wearing neck braces.

Emily, you're such a fucking asshole hipster. Why are you laughing at that kid in the neck brace?

by butchypoo7 October 30, 2010

Hipsterism

The belief that the world revolves around you and your elite group of friends.

The followers are known as "Hipsters".

Hipsterism Believer 1: "Who's that kid?"

Hipsterism Believer 2: "No one worth talking about."

Hipsterism Believer 1: "Did you hear that new MGMT song?"

by Anonisamust April 5, 2009

hipster

A person who has serious issues with everyone else. Typically act like they hate everything, because it is too "mainstream."
Stereotypical hipsters can be seen wearing winter-wear in hot weather, or just a ton of pointless accessories such as 3D glasses without lenses.
Normally enjoy "music" that no one likes, just for the feeling of being unique.
Also tries too hard to not try.

"I don't like that song, it's too mainstream. I prefer dubstep from artists unknown."
"First off, dubstep isn't music. Secondly, you just look like a retard, trying too hard to 'do your own thing.' You're just a hipster retard."

by ShakeJunt666 September 26, 2012

hipster

upperclass liberals who dress well, wear the color brown, and convince themselves that they like books.

Are those corduroys?

I mean...yeah. I'm a hipster i'm always expanding the limits of what is cool and what isn't and also riding around in 2002 subaru outbacks and getting checks in the mail from my parents for no reason.

by Todd is my hero November 13, 2014