Highway Town

A small town off the highway whose patronage and business are almost entirely reliant on travellers and users of the highway.

Off the interstate, Eddie found a highway town with an inn and a diner offering 24-hour service.

by Taika Afton July 13, 2022

Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.

Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.

by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025

Choccy highway

The "choccy highway" is the descriptive definition given to a one's sphincter in the act of sexual intercourse when one or both parties desire to penetrate said parties anal cavity with their meat popsicle. "Choccy highway" is a neutral term that applies to both genders

Ill be driving up the choccy highway tonight fellas.

I asked her for directions to the choccy highway she said "just over the bend you can't miss it".

Hooked up with a real mud wallet last night but she let me ride the choccy highway so it wasn't too bad.

by Jordan Mc April 22, 2018

Sierra Highway

A road that runs into Lancaster, CA known by locals for its heavy amounts of prostitution, robberies and drug running

Let’s go to Sierra Highway to get a lady of the night

by ii_AusxYz November 5, 2025

Biking on a highway in Virginia

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever

Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?

by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021

Highway

The place where you pay to go 60 mph but really you get in so much traffic that you completely stop and are late to work

Bob:Lets get on the highway
Lisa: NO WAY im not paying to drive on a highway

by Your name and my name October 15, 2017

Highway Mullet

A thin strip of mullet that goes from the forehead down the neck, with a dotted line of baldness down the center.

Man 1: “I think I’m gonna go the the barber and get a highway mullet”
Man 2: “I will stop talking to you if you do.”

by Lakemore likeocean August 7, 2025