Heardtrionic Personality Disorder

A personality disorder which prevents the person from ever telling the truth, and risks them bursting into flames if they do, even in simple question situations, such as the character in Liar Liar, starring Jim Carrey.

She has Heardtrionic Personality Disorder and will spontaneously combust if she tells the truth, so please steer clear of her, just in case she accidentally answers a question truthfully.

by Team Britney May 29, 2022

Heard

To take a shit in someone’s bed

I’ve done a heard I pooped in my fella’s bed

by Cerr83 May 31, 2022

hearded

when you or someone else hate deuces in a partner's bed

Did you hear that Johnny Depp was hearded?

by billtonium June 4, 2022

Hearding

When you shit the bed; or have to go while laying in bed

That burrito go me hearding the bed.

by We hand with our captain June 5, 2022

Hearding

To aggressively defecate on an enemy's bed by way of revenge

"they were such a total A-Hole that there was nothing left to do but some SERIOUS Hearding"

by Quag Norris June 7, 2022

HEARD

As in I heard what you said.

You:Can you hand me that water bottle?
Me:heard.

by GILLYMILLY June 14, 2022

Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room

I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.

by georgie bear June 19, 2022