Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow

This is my adaptation of the old saying "Don't count your chickens before they hatch". It essentially means the same thing which is not to depend/rely on something until you actually posses it, or it has come to fruition (although this has a more sexual and masaginistic twist to it).

Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, is counting on buying a new car with money he'd potentially make from manufacturing DMT, a highly potent psychedelic tryptamine, in his home laboratory and illegally distributing it on the street to worthless junkies. His intentions are to use his new car to carry out a violent and fatal drive-by shooting on this kid mitch who punked him on some fake molly, a powerful version of the popular rave drug ecstasy. His lover/best friend, rat-tail, knows there is a high likelihood that a number of things could go wrong and that he might not actually make the money he intends on making and may even get popped or blow up his house during the process of refining the DMT. He says to his home girl rat-tail, "Yo biatch when I get me that sweet 97' Plymouth Prowler we're gonna go bust some caps in 'dem asses son". Rat-tail replies "Yo I know your penis is gargantuan and what not, but how do you know you are going to get that cheddar, to get that ride, to put down those trifling ass punk bitches? I mean all I'm saying Jeremy Conway, inventor of the jarvik artificial heart, Don't count your chicken heads before they swallow".

by The Dark Anus (JC) November 28, 2007

headspace

In 1960s American cars, the room between the bottom of the tilt-up steering wheel in its topmost position and the crotch of its male driver.

He bought that Caddy CDV 'cause it had enough headspace to fill his needs.

by teflon gnostic November 29, 2016

Heads

n. pl. Money, especially paper currency; bank notes; American dollars, i.e. Federal Reserve Notes (any denomination), etc.

Big or large heads indicates a larger denomination.
A lemonhead refers to a known counterfeit.

The word refers to the common appearance of a famous statesman's head (e.g. George Washington on the one-dollar bill, Benjamin Franklin on the hundred-dollar bill, etc.) illustrated on the front face of the note.

I keep a bunch of heads in my wallet. You could call me Perseus.

by Praeteranimus November 30, 2011

Haps

A shorting of "happening", and used like the slang usage of "scene". This word dates back at least to the 1950s, e.g., it is used in the 1959 song, "Daddy Can I Go to the Hop?" by Eddie Jones and the Cashmeres.

What's the haps? (What's the scene?, What's going on?, What's happening?)

by Old and cranky February 15, 2015

heap

Short for "heap of shit".

(I saw "heap" defined as a truck on this website, so I had to add this simple definition to distinguish between the two.)

After a night of drinking, a random text conversation between two friends...

Friend 1 (01:19am): "Wanna fly to OKC?"
Friend 2 (03:28am): "Heap"
Friend 2 (11:36am): "WTF is heap hahaha"
Friend 1 (11:37am): "Hahahha. No f-in idea"
Friend 2 (11:38am): "I'm guessing heap of shit"

by Malaka Flocka June 9, 2011

HEAP

a. terrible, not good at all

not an acronym like the dipshit before...

your clothes are heap

by SnasAttack July 30, 2003

heads-up

an advance notice given when a person stakes a claim to something or somewhere, often shouted as said person is running or when a group of people are given a variety of some sort.
similar to "dibs on" or "i call"

sibling (to sibling)"i got heads up on
the passenger side"

jerry (to group) "i got heads up on the green m&m's"

gord (to friends) "i got heads up on the Playstation"

by grant dubya July 14, 2005