Hauser

Nown: a person who "consistently" ditches his boys for a girl, and probably doesn't get laid. Also a person who goes to the bar let's his buddy break the ice and "attempts" to steal your bitch.

Dude why the fuck you we're you hausering last night I was trying to get laid.

by SwolePatrol82 February 25, 2018

Halsey effect

Someone who is a hardcore SJW and all they talk about is politics this and politics that and DO NOT take no for an answer when it comes to expressing their opinions.

So many students at my college are literally call-out freaks who do nothing but wallow in their state of Halsey effect that has infected them.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 10, 2018

hamse

That one really weird guy that nobody likes but keeps around so they can pass high school with some volunteer hours. The guy that assumes prom is where you pick up chicks. That sex is gross, and girls have cuties. That guy that giggles every time he sees a girl's bra. The one boy every high school dad doesn't mind having his daughter friends with; because he knows nothing will happen. The one brown/black guy to tell all his friends he can skate like a pro

If you try to be Hamse one more time I'm going to also the hell out of you bih

by that Abdi May 14, 2015

desiree hauser

a chick who thinks she is ugly, but really isn't.

😂😂Desiree Hauser is sooo hot man 😍

by GetGangsta1114 February 6, 2017

Haselite

Someone who was once a cool forumer, but in an effort to buddy up to the likes of other, has adopted a new persona which makes him/her look like a moron and leads to an eventual loss of respect from the majority of a forum.

Gasetite, more like Haselite!

by Watupyall January 26, 2007

Haese

Used to describe someone considered to be considerably more intelligent than even a Hatley

Person A - My friend is in Mensa, he's an incredible Haese

Person B - Oh, that's amazing, my friend is just a Hatley

Person A - well, a Haese he may not be, but that is still nothing to be too ashamed of

by Webster Knows August 24, 2008

Hassel

She is funny but she will hypnotize you with her beauty in three minutes she will have you wrapped in her finger she is also very caring and loves exotic animals as she is the most exotic girl you will meet she has an accent

I’m in love with hassel

by Hassel March 4, 2018