Mannerisms pertaining to Hank. Says things like "Word to your momma." and "It's too PG in here... it's time to get PG-13.". To not know what "crop dusting" is.
Example 1
Bill: "Hank... did you just crop dust me?"
Hank: "I've never been to a farm before."
Example 2
Hank: "...and I quote, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (goes on forever and ends with).... or something like that."
Bill: "... dude... wtf are you even talking about? Quit displaying your Hank-isms."
Bill: "Hank... did you just crop dust me?"
Hank: "I've never been to a farm before."
Example 2
Hank: "...and I quote, "BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH (goes on forever and ends with).... or something like that."
Bill: "... dude... wtf are you even talking about? Quit displaying your Hank-isms."
by HankerCanker September 29, 2010
Get the Hank-ismsmug. To pleasure oneself
by BubbaGumpShrimpy August 20, 2022
Get the A Tom Hankmug. /hænkt/ Verb: To be scrutinized to the point of embarrassment. Usually by exposing critical flaws and weaknesses that prove the described entity unviable, usually by self-inflicted catastrophic failure.
by Annie445 May 19, 2025
Get the Hankedmug. Hank Hill syndrome is a medical condition characterized by having a narrow urethra. A male with Hank Hill syndrome will often require additional time to urinate, and will have a majorly reduced chance of impregnation via sexual intercourse.
"Everyone was shocked when my mother became pregnant with me. Many people thought she must have cheated. Because my father has Hank Hill syndrome, he has a narrow urethra."
by moobm'n May 26, 2023
Get the Hank Hill syndromemug. A Player/Pimp Hanks are not nice and demand to be worshiped. Hanks aren’t players, players kiss ass
Roots- Sacramento
Roots- Sacramento
by Cali1707 February 27, 2022
Get the Hankmug. 1. to hank, i.e. to pull a Hank Green; being the the "explain guy"; responding to a social media post, that raises a question , often a very specific one, that possibly many people wonder, and answering/explaining it
Commenter: "I don't get it, what do they mean 9/11 lead to Twilight? Can somebody explain this?"
Other Commenter: "Twilight's Author said that she was inspired by My Chemical Romance while writing Twilight and that especially Jacob is based on MCR lyrics. Gerard Way has said MCRs first song 'Skylines and Turnstiles' was his way of processing witnessing 9/11. Thus 9/11 inspired Twilight."
Commenter: "That's wild.. thanks for hanking!"
Other Commenter: "Twilight's Author said that she was inspired by My Chemical Romance while writing Twilight and that especially Jacob is based on MCR lyrics. Gerard Way has said MCRs first song 'Skylines and Turnstiles' was his way of processing witnessing 9/11. Thus 9/11 inspired Twilight."
Commenter: "That's wild.. thanks for hanking!"
by ohik August 11, 2025
Get the hankingmug. The hottest mf dilf to ever live. the father of connor (who's p much adopted) and Cole (whos dead)
very sexy lieutenant in the DPD (in dbh)
very sexy lieutenant in the DPD (in dbh)
by egglin8017 January 4, 2022
Get the Hankmug.