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Pan-handle behavior

Killing of relatives, friends or loved ones for no apparent reason. Performed by scumbags who live in pan-handle areas of any state or region.
Small Town Murder has discovered Pan-Handle behavior based on the amount of murders that happen in pan-handles of various states.
by wandaful May 17, 2018
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I can't handle

phrase that typically describes a situation that encompasses one or many of the following emotions:
1. a feeling of overwhelming intensity(usually sexual)
2. a recalled memory of grandeur
3. a moment of enormous success
4. a description of beauty or repulsiveness
5. a moment of great frustration(usually sexual)
"Russell Nelson.
Oh my God.
This guy, his triangle torso.
--
I can't handle..."
by ftdrum March 19, 2011
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handle bars

bars: little things that turn off the memory button in your brain, not like getting high at all. usually sold 2 for $5 or 3 for $5 if you get a good deal. sometimes used to numb the pain of something. gets you tired, sleepy, and slows down every process in your brain. when taking handle bars, be sure to be around trustworthy people, because your conscience will not be in effect at all when under the influence.
dawg fool, that nigga is barred out. he's past high and drunk. give me some handle bars so i can knock out.
by eMMiLee September 22, 2005
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one handed typer

adj. Chronic Masturbator
n. Somebody who is masturbating to text over IM
i'm only using one hand, i'm beating joel
by CM Oreo March 26, 2004
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the old right-handed circumcision ploy

A tactic designed to divert a person's attention from what is really going on. This entails grabbing any close sharp object with the right hand and circumcising the nearest male creature.

Generally this is very successful at diverting attention, especially when undertaken without an anesthetic. We don't recommend circumcising anybody when you are taking drugs, anyway.
Well, we got away with the bank job by using the old right-handed circumcision ploy on the guard. Even though she was a woman, it did the trick.
by ivor_crotchpayne February 5, 2010
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Handle It

"Bitch why am i stuck with the nig wheel for mario cart?!??!"
"handle it"
by THE BP CHAMP August 1, 2008
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no handed clap

the no handed clap is where a male is wearing loose pants or shorts and thrusts his hips as to make his balls smack on his legs
I did the no handed clap on the stage at school.
by Tony July 17, 2006
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