hampstead middle school

a bunch of fucking drama and the boys are douche bags in 7th grade

did you hear the drama at Hampstead Middle School?

by hjdkafbsjk March 21, 2016

Hamper

A place to stick dirty laundry.

Billy go put away your clothes into your hamper

by Accuracy is A Lie June 7, 2018

Hampton Handshake

A Hampton Handshake is a classy and formal greeting between a lady and gentlemen, one might use at a formal gathering. Upon introductions a lady would simply slip a hand down the gentleman pants getting a full grab on his dick, gently shaking it up and down, while a gentleman would put no more then one or two fingers up the vagina

What makes this a formal greeting while this is happening, neither one of the parties are supposed to mention or acknowledge that's happening because it would be considered Bad Manners for a gentleman to say to a lady " your wetter then a river right now"

" my lady, welcome to the Billingsley family mansion, to your right is sir Billingsley jr, this is his first time at a Gathering this big, would you mind showing him proper manners about the Hampton Handshake?"

" good evening sir Billingsley jr, I am Elizabeth"

"Nice to meet you Eliza... WAOH WHY is your hand on my dick right now!!!"

" How rude of you sir! Your no Billingsley, No gentleman has ever been so rude"

by A_Life-356 May 2, 2020

Allison Hampton

The most beautiful girl in the world. She is usually shy and quiet but once you get to know her, she is amazing. All the guys fall for her, and who could blame them. Her beautiful blonde hair goes great with her green eyes. She is weird sometimes, but don’t let that fool you. She is the best and if your dating one, your lucky.

“Allison Hampton is so gorgeous!”

“I know right!”

by AllPandasLoveMe June 17, 2019

hampshire

a hick town in the middle of nowhere. people who live here frequently have raves in their barns and then pop a tent in their backseats when too drunk to drive. the whole drinkin in a small town thing is usually a fun time except that every other person is your cousin to some degree... whoa incest. brian james gross will eventually grow up to be the mayor and live in splendor in a 2 bedroom, 1.5 bath ranch on his own acre of land, cable television and air conditioning not included but maybe he can build his own pool.

why would we ever want to go to hampshire?

by the coolest person grossi will ever meet August 6, 2006

panty hamper

A basket, usually wicker,, used to store panties and other itens to cover the female ringpiece. Some females choose to have 2 hampers. One for clean panties and one for soiled panties.

Melon came home drunk one night and bumped into a basket and knocked it over. The next morning,his sister said " Alan,what were you doing in my panty hamper lastnight?"

by PervyP May 22, 2008

Hampden-Sydney

Hampden-Sydney is the school where wealthy (most of the time) men send their sons when they cannot get into a better school. Brains and credentials aside -- if you have a thick wallet, you are most certainly welcome at Hampden-Sydney. Those of us in Virginia know that if you can't get into a good school, you go to Longwood or Radford instead. Hampden-Sydney is an upper-class version of the previously mentioned schools. So overall, if you want to pretend you go to a good school, but can't really get into one, go to Hampden-Sydney instead.

HSC Student: I go to Hampden-Sydney! American Citizen: Oh. You (probably) have money, but I'm sure you're lacking in the brains department.

HSC Student in denial: HSC is the best private school on the east coast.
Someone who knows what they're talking about: No it's not, fool.
HSC Student in denial: Oh really? Name one.
Someone who knows what they're talking about: How about 20...

by learned January 16, 2005