hairy german

A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.

Hairy German is at it again

by CLiff January 7, 2005

hairy saurkraut

1. an ass with soo much hair up the crack it looks like a hot dog bun with saurkraut
2. a harry potter looking guy from belarus' ass

Skouns ass looks like a hot dog bun with Hairy Saurkraut!!

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

Hairy Lincoln

a five-dollar bill.

'hey man, I heard your mom gave you a hairy lincoln the other day'

'yeah, she was giving me my allowance this week, its what i prefer over 5 bald washingtons.'

by turkish revenge January 3, 2010

hairy acorn

A pistachio lost in a birds nest claiming to be a penis, probably coked out.

he wanted to fuck me but his dick looked like a hairy acorn

by Trexcandopushups August 30, 2017

the hairy bollocks

amazing/top quality/really good/better than just "the bollocks"

Man 1: 24-hour drinking in pubs would be the bollocks.
Man 2: Nah, that'd be the HAIRY bollocks!

by Sadie E. Innes-Smith April 11, 2008

Hairy Kiss

While making out or right about to make out with a cute girl, her hair finds it's way into your/her mouth.

Dude I was making out with Taylar and her hair was so long it turned into a hairy kiss.. uh.uh.uh.

by bonoheartztay December 16, 2008

Hairy Muttley

The female gentitalia. A phrase that may be used in mixed company to make your vagina conversations more interesting. A good subsitute for the word cunt in polite society.

Oh yes, she's a total hairy muttley.

by persnikety March 14, 2009