Love your hair, hope it wins

Love your hair, hope it wins

Some plebeian: Your jeans look like my grandmothers.

Me: Love your hair, hope it wins.

by Whipplers May 26, 2019

Keep your hair on

Usually Used to tell somebody to not go on about something

Daniel: MATILDA WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY NINTENDO SWITCH YOU THREW IT OUT THE WINDOW YOU WANKER

Matilda: Gee Keep Your Hair on

Daniel: My Hair is on thank you
Matilda: It’s a saying Dufus duh it’s not like something I’ve made up
Dainel: You are such a Wankstain
Matilda: Fuck you Cum

by Imposter 181 February 9, 2022

Pinapple hair

Its the word anix uses to describe leaves on top of a pineapple.

Anix: what the heck do you call the leafy pinapple hair

everyone else : i dont know

by aaron_ma_the_weirdo June 16, 2020

Hairy-V trap

An irresistible anatomic attractant. Used exclusively by the female of a species as a device for exerting total domination over an unwitting, disoriented victim. It is often adorned, modified, beautified and/or scented in an attempt to disguise its nefarious purpose. Traditionally, innocent adolescent boys invariably succumb to this inescapable force, blinded by the singular intention of being consumed by it; sadly, the disposition of older males does not improve with experience.

As men, we have all been caught in the Hairy-V trap. The lucky ones die quickly, but most die a slow painful death; the few that do manage to escape, destined to willingly again succumb.

by YAWA July 18, 2016

Hairline

The line where your hair starts. For some reason, dumbasses like to make fun of people's hairlines when they don't really matter.

Kid: U HaVe a rachet hairline!
Sane person: Why does it matter?

by Racist21 June 3, 2015

Hairicane

When the teacher you have pronounces hurricane wrong and is a complete idiot ; when the teacher has a bad hair day.

"Wow Mrs. Roberts is having a real hairicane today" said everyone in all her classes.

by Bettrthanu02 May 17, 2015

Blue Hair(ed)

A Blue Haired Individual is someone who dyes their hair blue. However, they exhibit these symptoms that become apparent 24 Hours after dying their hair. Here are the symptoms:

| Constantly Going on to Twitter (X).

| Saying, "That's offensive." or, "What did you just say?" to random things you talk about.

| Seeing X as a news source.

If you exhibit these symptoms, there is a way to negate them. Simply dye your hair a different color and after 12 hours, you'll be back to normal! If you still have these symptoms listed after dying your hair a different color/not having blue hair, you are chronically online. Just go outside and you will be normal again.

person 1: Hey, look at her, she has blue hair!
person 2: Uh oh, a Blue Hair(ed). She probably has X.
person 1: Ewwwwww.....
person 3: They are on the loose.

by basil_underwood October 5, 2023