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Brown Hose Kick

I got brown hose kicked in the ass last night.
by HotAlienTea December 7, 2019
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Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.
The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.
by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019
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Decoy Hose

A section of garden hose left in the front yard for recreational marijuana users to create improvised water pipes and to protect other garden hoses on the property from being vandalised.
I was so sick of those bloody pot heads cutting up my hose to make their bongs. But this hasn't been a problem since I put a decoy hose on the front lawn.
by FJDKLtHOMAS s May 24, 2019
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You're bro's a hose.

It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.
Friend:"Wanna get a pizza?"
You:"You're bro's a hose."
Friend: *Dies
by Train Tracks May 14, 2018
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hose huffer

"I can't stand Jim. He's a real hose huffer."
by Downhill Dave May 17, 2018
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Broken hose

This term can be used to describe a man who struggles with ejaculation.
“I slept with Jimmy last night, he was rubbish!”
“Yeah i slept with him before, he has a broken hose!”
by elamenapee March 28, 2020
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hose

Plural version of a Ho. The only thing hose are good for is as punching, they suck at everything else.
Terry: Yo, look at those hose! Thats some good booty.
Chad: Bruh hose are crap, only good for some Punch-Out.
by ltotheando November 16, 2020
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