Sour Handy

A handjob lubricated with sour cream. Perfect when you have no other option.

Jill gave me a Sour Handy last night after we made tacos, it was sensational other than the horrible yeast infection

by Sourhandyenjoyer September 17, 2022

Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021

bulgarian handy

when someone strokes thou shlong with their hands covered in paint

the faggot gave the other faggot a bulgarian handy

by hugedickrandy August 16, 2025

Handy Craft

Hand crafts to make things more efficient.

Simple tasks crafted by one’s hands.

I built steps of wood up a tree to get to me hammock and called it a handy craft

by anonymous February 26, 2023

Handy Banana

A natural dildo

I walked in on her with her Handy Banana up her vertical bacon sandwitch

by Redgorilla January 27, 2016

Handy

A Short or Quick Handjob

Hey, before we go do you want a quick handy?

by Minslik October 3, 2016

glad handy

A hand job

She gave me a glad handy (hand job)

by BAM BAM 86 September 22, 2017