HP

An abbreviation for Hit Points, a term in many role-playing games determining how much damage a character can take.

Ouch! That monster rolled high, I’m losing a lot of HP! How many HP do you have left?

by Joseph Meyer July 17, 2003

HP

Some guys name themselves HP in the meaning of huge penis when in fact the real meaning is hypothetical excuse for a penis !

These guys are just so weird that they get off by their girl friends calling them “daddy” . They just love fathers!

Girl: baby I’m ready to take you completely.
HP: ... bye !

by YasssP August 18, 2018

Two HP

Taking two hits. Usually when smoking a blunt or a marijuana cigarette.

"the blunts kinda small, only two hp it."

by Kevin Crosby May 22, 2005

HP

Another way of saying a girl has a hairy pussy.

Mary Duhanm has a very bad case of hp.

by Buffy the white girl slayer April 22, 2005

hp

hand phone. Common in south Asia for what North Americans call a cell phone.

I have your hp number and will call you.

by Andrew Ostrander July 20, 2008

HP

HP - Hewlett Packard.
Formerly one of the best electronic test equipment companies in the world, now a crappy computer company.

Agilent Technologies - oh, you mean 'The company formerly know as HP'.

by fire_fiorina May 13, 2005

HP

The gangsta-est hood in the nati, abreviation for hyde park

The HP was feared and envied by all other hoods and thuggs.

by Franky P February 20, 2004