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Goonior

The son, and or male offspring of a professional gooner.
"I found out my dad's a professional gooner!"

"Wouldn't that make you a Goonior?"
by Sir Higglesworth October 3, 2024
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Goonimp

Somebody who's a gooner AND a simp.
John: yo this guy on twitch just offered an E-girl 10000 dollars to dress up as his favourite adult star.

Dave: what an absolute Goonimp
by DarkI3INARY November 4, 2024
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Related Words
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Goniff

A deplorable term typically directed towards the Jewish community to imply that they are sneaky liars. This term is insanely offensive because it weaponized the Hebrew language.
"Yeah, man, did you hear those good-for-nothing goniff's run hollywood?"
"No, that's a very harmful stereotype!"
by oxfordactivist November 21, 2024
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Gooning

The act of dismissing or undermining valid criticism of a piece of media by accusing the critic of being dishonest, biased, or acting in bad faith, often paired with an exaggerated or uncritical defense of the media. Frequently accompanied by exaggerated claims that critics are “censoring” or that their critique poses a threat to discourse, this behavior is often used to justify retaliatory actions against critics.
Person A: “I think the pacing of this show is really off, and the dialogue feels unnatural. It’s not as good as people are making it out to be.”

Person B: “Wow, so you just hate fun, huh? You’re probably one of those people who’s just here to tear things down for clout. Maybe stop trying to ruin it for the rest of us.”

Person A: “I’m not trying to ruin anything; I’m just giving my opinion.”

Person B: “No, you’re just being a bad-faith hater. People like you are the reason creators can’t take risks anymore. Honestly, criticism like this is toxic and borders on censorship.”

Person A: “Okay, now you’re just gooning. I’m giving a valid critique, and you’re accusing me of bad faith to shut me up.”

In this scenario, Person B uses gooning to deflect the critique, accusing Person A of dishonesty and framing the criticism as harmful or toxic to the discourse. Person A calls out the behavior as gooning to highlight the manipulative tactic being used.
by Snarkitect November 24, 2024
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gooning

by goonmaster420 December 5, 2024
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gykni

A fucking goddess that likes to do shit her way or no way and can’t nobody fuck with her
“Who’s this girl on ig named Gykni?” “Oh that girl bro she’s a goddamn ethereal woman!!”
by Gykni December 22, 2024
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Gooning session

Gooning session is simply a session of Gooning. Gooning is like edging, where you get as close to ”the point of no return” as possible when masturbating.
Yo bro, I’m gonna go for a Gooning session in a bit. Would you be down to goon with me and then maybe we could fuck each other so hard that we won’t be able to walk after?
by HornyGirlHere January 7, 2025
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