Sugar free gummy bears

Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.

Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

Gummy Bear

A person who believes in something full heartedly with only half the facts.

Those gummy bear Mormons have no idea what their talking about.

by Camel with a jetpack April 11, 2023

Gummy Brain

When you are drunk/high, and begin to say things incoherently and not comprehend anything.

“Hey what do you want to watch on tv?”
“Erhh hav you herd that nu sooshhi eating downtown?”
“Huh? I asked if you wanted to watch tv, Do you have gummy brain or something?”

by Maxmcc91 April 13, 2023

Gummy Bear’d

The action of a Male performing sexual intercourse on someone with a flaccid penis.

I just got gummy bear’d by Paul’s 4 incher

by Slayatron April 26, 2023

Red Gummies

Created in October 2019 and in opposition to the Green Buddies

The Red Gummies are at war

by Why you have to be mean November 4, 2019

gummy bend

When youre humping a girl fast and it slips out and you hit her gooch.

Dude i was pumping so fast i slipped out and got a gummy bend.

by Lisaannsbum November 9, 2021

Gummy worm factory

A pleasureful and complicated sexual maneuver. The materials required are 6-13 gummy worms and two people, one of which with a very hairy rectum. Person #1 lies on their back and spreads their cheeks creating a gaping abyss while person #2 inserts the worms into the hole. Person #1 then takes a squatting position above person #2 who lies on their back and prepares their mouth for reception. Person #1 then proceeds to empty the worms one by one into the gaping mouth resembling a common factory assembly line.

Person #2: “Can we do the gummy worm factory again tonight? I’ve been fielding for some chocolate covered worms”
Person #1: “Sure! I made sure to pick up a bag of gummy worms at the store today”
Person #2: “Can I eat the worms this time?”
Person #1: “Sure and I’ll get to excrete them!”

by Bloop bloop bloop November 17, 2021