Short Guy Grunt

The short guy grunt refers to guys at the gym that make loud obnoxious sounds like grunting or screaming while doing incomplete reps with weights that are obviously too big for them and in some cases they will scream and grunt with light weights, this is done to make themselves feel bigger than they actually are. Typically shorter men are seen doing the short guy grunt while lifting, but it doesn’t matter how big you are, if you’re being loud and obnoxious for no reason at the gym then you’re still doing the short guy grunt

“Yo what the hell is that noise?”
“Just some loser doing the short guy grunt”

by J-dub August 1, 2020

grunt monkey

What a hooker is without all the makeup.

Take away her make-up and she looks like any regular grunt monkey

by finnsky April 28, 2007

grunt

An ignorant or stupid person.

"Stay away from that guy, he's a grunt."

by x January 22, 2003

grunt

G.R.U.N.T

Government Reject Unfit for Normal Training

Oi you fucking plant life , you are a grunt !

by LondonDaz March 17, 2008

gruntfuttock

A word used in competition on a message board. Ambiguous.

Can be an insult, a noun, a verb...

the B is a gruntfuttock

by red rose November 10, 2004

Grundy

-noun
1. a short fat person; a person who is wider than they are tall.
2. Slang. a penis that is wider than it is long.

Did you see that chick Jeff brought home last night? That bitch was a grundy.

Wow that guy is an asshole. Its OK - he's probably just pissed about his grundy.

by flikle September 5, 2009

grunt

a form of comunication let lets you know whos around

tom grunted
he listened and 3 grunts came back

by joseph conlan May 23, 2006