trail grommet

a lesbian aka jon mozer

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

monkey-grooming

The act of fussing over the physical appearance of your significant other, akin to scenes of monkeys or other simians doing the same on animal documentaries. Includes squeezing pimples/blackheads, manicuring, pedicuring and plucking funny and/or white hair. Provides presumed psychic gratification to the groomer and laid back enjoyment to the groomee.

"What're you doing today?" "Nothing much. Monkey-grooming each other."

by qingwaa November 5, 2007

domestic groove

the extremely rare occasion in which one starts to enjoy housework and cleaning...

I'm really getting in the domestic groove today... I might just wash the windows next...

by pinklibbycat August 24, 2009

Porn Groove Pimp

A DJ who plays strip clubs

A Porn Groove Pimp is a disc Jockey who plays his music live at an event where strippers put on a live show hence creating a porn groove

by Suburbansista September 30, 2009

Sand Groove

A beach version of a butt groove. A dent, or groove, that has been hand (or ass) crafted, whilst one is relaxing or tanning at the beach, molded to fit the body.
You can make dents for your butt, Pillows for your head, ditches for breathing spaces when your lying on your tummy, the possibilites are endless!

One Dude *Laying on back wriggling bum into sand*
Another Dude: "Dude what are you doing?"
One Dude: "Im working on my sand groove!"

by Groovealot December 8, 2009

total groove cat

a phrase used by aging men desperate to remain relevant in today's day and age.

Synonyms include: Cool. Great. Okay! Alright. Sounds good! Awesome sauce.

Son: Thanks for dropping me off, Dad. I'll hit you up later.

Dad: Total groove cat.

by ArrrTard February 19, 2013

hump groove

A hump groove is a groove in which the beat and rhythm are in both the perfect timing and speed to hump along to. Hump grooves are important in sexy music and are often the defining factor in what makes some music sexy. The hump groove is typically defined by the interaction between the bass and the drums.

Damn! This Billy Cobham song has that hump groove!

by Shoggoth269 December 1, 2013