happy greeting

When two people shake hands and put a penis between both hands. Shaking until completion.

Me and Emily had a very happy greeting last night until I came

by Wermgear July 20, 2019

generic greeting

Refers to da friendly wave, nod,. smile, etc. dat you courteously preform in response to a passing motorist/pedestrian who honks or calls hello to you, but you are unable to identify said greeter because the person has already moved too far away by the time you "get turned around" to see who it was.

A sportsman friend of mine experienced a classic case of "generic greeting" whenever he visited my area --- "The only thing I can figure is that I must have a vehicle that looks a lot like a local resident's, because everyone waves eagerly to me when I drive through town, and yet I don't really know anyone here. But heck, that's perfectly okay with me --- I dunno why they wave, but I just always wave back!"

by QuacksO August 5, 2019

Michigan greeting

The ACT of throwing a fire bomb throug the Window of the new neighbours/ new rival establisment.

Somebody finally bougth the house next door, so i whent over en gave them a michigan greeting, when they were working in the yard I dident know they had a child in there. Oh well.

by Jallaballa November 29, 2020

Kings Greeting

After successfully getting lucky the night before you are met with a kiss on both cheeks by your friends as a sign of greatness.

“How did you go last night?”-Guy 1
“Yeah mate I pulled an absolute babe” - King

“All hail the king”-Guy 1
Kings greeting given XX

by Revellers101 December 6, 2020

American Greeting

When there is another shooting in the US.

Did you hear about the latest US school shooting?
Ah yes the old American Greeting!

by Bewmdogg May 7, 2021

Canadian Greeting

To fart in somebody's face as they say hello

English person: *walking down the street*
Canadian guy: *farts on his face*
English person: What the hell man?
Canadian guy: oh, its just the Canadian greeting.

by PapaPaarthurnax August 30, 2021

Jayce Greetan

A real ass nigga who don't fuck around and has a massive cock and lips the size of Michelin tires, gets mad pussy and loves the feel of titties in his hands

Wow that guy pulls so many big booty bitches he must be a Jayce Greetan

by Rigga42 November 7, 2021