Division II university just outside of Allendale, Michigan. Know for their division II sports programs and watering their lawns WAY to much.
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A town in Michigan that's right by Flint. Characterized by spoiled, hummer driving, stuck up individuals. You'll know you've arrived when an overwhelming sense of smug is in the air.
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"Hey didn't that Olympic Gold Medalist Stephanie Brown come from Arroyo Grande?"
"Yeah, good thing too. At any other place she would have been on the streets or getting a farmers tan in Santa Maria or Atascadero."
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Student 1: Damn, I didn't get in to Grand Valley State University.
Student 2: Its all good, we got in to State!
Student 1: ...but I didn't want to be a janitor...
Student 2: Then go to Western and be unemployable.
Student 2: Its all good, we got in to State!
Student 1: ...but I didn't want to be a janitor...
Student 2: Then go to Western and be unemployable.
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