Gooner

A male who watches porn all day long while masturbating
People who might be gooners: EquinoX, JVZ, ! Hyperscale_, Swagkisser, Mrow, cnnr, Raian, Wintrius, bowsers sourpuss bread enjoyer (DEFINETLY A GOONER), Tasque, What was he cooking?, And 200 Others
People who are not gooners: everyone other than Raian

Raian:i gooned too hard.. lost the record..
Everyone: gooner (funny discord gif)

by 69dieddiedofligma May 7, 2024

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Child of an unhappy marriage whereupon the mother or father married the other because they were in the third place in their most contacted individuals on instagram. In this case the only benefits from the marriage were unlimited money, unlimited wifi and unlimited mansions.

Torvald's children are such goonlets as she only married Nora for unlimited money, unlimited wifi and unlimited mansions, only because she was the third @

by currymucher May 8, 2024

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Child of an unhappy marriage whereupon the mother or father married the other because they were in the third place in their most contacted individuals on instagram. In this case the only benefits from the marriage were unlimited money, unlimited wifi and unlimited mansions.

Torvald's children are such goonlets as she only married Nora for unlimited money, unlimited wifi and unlimited mansions, only because she was the third @

by currymucher May 8, 2024

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Gooner

Someone who participates in the act of gooning (masturbating) and is disturbingly proud of it.

Person 1: Bruh I came all day to those pics
Person 2: Wtf is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

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Someone who participates in the act of gooning (oftentimes addicted to it) and is proud of this.

Person 1: I beat my meat all day to those pics
Person 2: Wth is wrong with you, gooner

by Ihavenolife_68421 May 11, 2024

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Plays nikke for hours, but claims it's just for story. When a female is on screen will not shut up about wanting to fuck them, girls block him after the first interaction.

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When my friends see me open Nikke they call me a "Gooner"

by Niju2 May 12, 2024

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