Goobered

to be goobered is the ultimate punishment --- expecially when you're goobered by Sars Mathface

Aaaaaah! I'm about to be goobered!

You'd better watch your back --- someone's apt to goober you is you keep talking like that.

by The Wig November 16, 2006

gonger

One of the worlds most useless, waste of space, human beings ever encountered. Brings absolutely nothing to a conversation. Often seen staring inappropriatly and obviously at womens chests and asses. Said to have the game of an emaciated Haitian and the driving skills of Helen Keller.

Yo, did you guys see gonger last night wrapped around that telephone pole?

Gonger surprising went home alone after doing "She Bangs" at the karaoke bar.

Where did all the pepper pizza go??? Oh shit I forgot Gonger was even here he hasnt said a word tonight that pizza eating asshole.

by skrewy March 17, 2008

Goober

Goober: a juvenile act of retardation;

A goober is when someone is acting goofy, in a cute endearing way...

by Armijo July 3, 2007

goober

A joint venture of Google and Uber in which ride-share drivers' cars are mounted with Street View cameras.

I've been driving for Goober.

by BR545 May 16, 2016

goober

1) chocolate cover pnuts
2) a big ol booger hangin outcha nose
3) someone being a tard; bein dorky on purpose
4) same as number 3, but NOT being done on purpose
5) a lil wee-wee

1- Hey girl, hand me one of them goobers before the movie starts

2- Woah buddy, getchu a kleenex, you gotta big ol goober

3- Omylanta, you are such a goober!

4- Omylanta, ugh, he is such a goober...

5- When my cousin was little, so was his goober.

by Eatin gooberpeas! (It'sa song-- no definition for gooberpeas y'all!) October 25, 2004

goober

n. Offensive Slang, Chiefly Southern U.S.

1. Used as a disparaging term for a member of the white rural laboring class. Very similar to redneck, with emphasis on lack of intelligence as opposed to bigotry.
2. Political pundits concerned with demagogue issues.

If you proudly use Bush/Cheney stickers to keep your truck's tailgate up, you might be a goober.

by Richard Frank November 1, 2004

goober

something so completely lame that it can be considered cool

minivan- the ultimate goober mobile

by jessjess5353 June 30, 2009