Goose

Rubbish, crap, a bad deal, a rip off

That sandwich was goose.
What did you get for the car? £950. Goose nowhere near the asking then. (for sale for £1500)
How was the circus? crap Goose.
What did you think to the pizza? Goose.

by Yesyoucangoto September 23, 2015

goose necking

Slowing down to look at accidents, tragedies, crime scenes, etc. Aka rubber necking

Stop goose necking, you're slowing down traffic.

by smmatthew January 15, 2009

the mother goose

To pull off a mother goose you’ll need two people. One on there knees and one standing naked with there sphincter hovering over the first partners open mouth. The person standing inserts a hard boiled egg, with or without the shell depending on your threshold for pain, into there anus completely. The person on there knees spits on the asshole when he/she is ready then the standing partner slowly poops the dirty egg into the lovers mouth.

WILLY-hey how did it go with that girl last night
ME-it went really good, I took her home we got in bed and she asked me to tell her a nursery ryhme. So I gave her the mother goose
WILLY- Oh you mean you told her like an old childrens fairy tale or something?
ME- No I shouved a hard boiled egg up my ass and pooped it on her face

by Tenacial August 28, 2007

Goose Knuckle

Similar to a "Moose Knuckle" and a "Camel Toe", A Goose Knuckle means a floppy or loose vagina that is clearly visible through a woman's pants, bathing suit, tights, etc.

Guy 1: "Dude did you see that chick?!"
Guy 2: "Ya man, major Goose Knuckle!"
Guy 1: "Thats pretty grody, i think i even heard it moving around down there."

by JSPINS January 20, 2011

Giselle

The most amazing girl/woman you will ever meet. If you see a Giselle, whether as a subject of infatuation or just your normal friendship, cherish her for the ages because they are a million times harder to come across than your basic bitch. They are beautiful with long, flowing dark hair, a nicely worked out body, the brownest of eyes, and the most adorable of cheeks.

Fren 1: Gosh, like, I saw a Giselle, and she gave me a look that turns me on
Fren 2: I know right, Giselles are hard to come by

by TheRealRookie December 4, 2019

loosen your goose

Just relax

If you would just loosen your goose dude, you'd feel much better.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

Ghetto Golden Goose

A black baby that quacks and shits out food stamps

"Praise be Lawd, I found an EBT card in Daquan's diaper-- we got ourselves the Ghetto Golden Goose!"

by BaronO'Malley May 31, 2018