13 year old girl

maybe the scariest form of human you’ll encounter.

adult: why are you so fuckin depressed

13 year old girl: simply because i’m 13 and life sucks

by iheartdickbutimmafeminist March 9, 2018

MTV girl

Noun: A wild skank

She's one of those MTV girls.

by Robertjack December 25, 2010

chandler-girl

A very sweet loving caring and beautiful girl who thinks on the sexual side of things. She usually doesn't think before she acts but she will be funny and hilarious to be around. if you have a friend named chandler you are a very lucky person

chandler-girl is weird.

by midwestpride55 May 22, 2014

Goon Girl

The female version of the male "Goon", in the sexual subculture of chronic and compulsive masturbators. A pornsexual woman who is a bit of a shut-in, and enjoys having sex with other male goons for their edging potential. Typically pornographic content is displayed while the goon girl has sex with her partner. She rides him for as long as possible, perhaps many minutes or even hours at a time while watching porn on her respected device. She may also gratify the goon while watching her favorite porn scene. In the absence of pornographic symbiosis with a male goon, she reads a lot of erotic novels, watches porn by herself, and possibly cams to allow other gooners to worship her. She is hedonistic and disregards competition anxiety for sexual opportunities with like-minded men. She surprises male gooners by joining their video sessions and chat rooms to masturbate with them.

Goon 1: "Bro, I heard your numbers got higher?"

Goon 2: " Yeah, it's because a goon girl found me and I've been able to last longer"
Goon 1: " I thought that girl was an incel"
Goon 2: " Nah, ... she's here for you too."
Goon 1: " We should ask her if she will goon with us tonight"
Goon 2: "I'm sure, she'll be down"

by Anon_!123 December 30, 2018

Marina Girl

The San Francisco neighborhood has its own breed of female, known as the Marina Girl, as satirized in the Cameron Diaz film The Sweetest Thing. The stereotypical Marina Girl parties hard, shops casual yet high end fashions including Juicy Couture, Seven Jeans, Ugg Boots, and Banana Republic while never being employed in any tangible profession, other than receptionist, office manager, or booth babe. The Marina Girl maintains her high quality of life through a series of arrangements with older gentlemen in neighboring Pacific Heights. In recent years on weekends, Marina Girls tend to gravitate around the area dubbed by Herb Caen as the “Bermuda Triangle”: a collection of bars and restaurants on the corner of Fillmore and Greenwich streets. In recent times this area has become known as Gavin Newsom square with a collection of Newsom-owned businesses dominating the triangle. Mayor Newsom’s Matrix-Fillmore, Plumpjack Wine, Balboa Cafe, and Plumpjack Cafe are all Marina staples that dominate the landscape. During the week, the Marina Girl can be found looking for companionship at the popular Marina Safeway. When a Marina Girl turns 30, she is no longer known as a Marina Girl, but as a “Cougar”1. A few places in the Marina with a high saturation of Cougars are Balboa Cafe, Cozmo’s, the California Wine Merchant, and the Marina Safeway.

I came out and found this Marina Girl sitting on my motorcycle, like she freakin owned it.

by NorCalBusa December 19, 2005

Fat Girl Ketchup

Ranch Dressing
the ubiquitous condiment in food service, usually accompanied with a diet soda.

Props to the bitterwaitress community

Need another basket of fries, with a side of fat girl ketchup

by DonRon August 11, 2010

Dead girl walking

1.Veronica Sawyer
2. The fifth song of the musical Heathers

“I’m a dead girl walking”

by ||Acorn|| December 22, 2019