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Poop Goblin 

One who breaks into a bathroom immediately after the inhabitant has taken their poop and proceeds to beat the pooper unconcious then steal the poop. When the subdued pooper wakes he will find he was a victim of the poop goblin.
Al (waking up on bathroom floor)- What? Where am I?
(looks in empty toilet)
Al- Ahh! The poop goblin has struck again!
Poop Goblin by Dusty Cox August 11, 2009
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nose goblin 

a special creature that lives in your nose that is always happy to keep you company when boredom strikes.
resembles the shreddies blue monster but he is green and bogeylike!
nose goblin by biggles and ponky December 10, 2003

Loot Goblin 

Someone in a video game, typically a battle royal, that takes every bit of loot they find regardless if they actually need it or can even use it much to the annoyance of their team. Often prone to looting dead enemies before reviving teammates and taking the best stuff for themselves even if they did fuck all to help.
"I swear to God Rolland,if you don't stop being a Loot Goblin I'm going to drive down to Florida and strangle you myself!"
Loot Goblin by rollz3 February 28, 2019

butt goblin 

One who seeks to work their way into anothers anal avity.
Dude, your little brother's a fucking butt goblin.
butt goblin by Andrew July 17, 2003

knob goblin 

someone who really enjoys giving head!
morning, noon or night, my girlfriend is constantly sucking my cock. She's a real knob goblin!
knob goblin by Paul J Parkinson November 1, 2006

shower goblin

Guys in the gym who hang out in the wet areas of the locker room(showers,saunas,steamrooms,etc,)and cruise other guys for sex. They tend to linger for a long time-not ever really working out-just lurking behind curtains,leering at people, and just being kind of generally creepy.
"that guy is a big shower goblin-he never works out at all!"

We caught a shower goblin today and kicked him out of the gym
shower goblin by Shane Grogg June 1, 2006

Party Goblin 

That crazy bitch that lives in the back of your head and only comes out when your super drunk, thus resulting in what is known as a blackout.
person 1 : dude, what happened last night ? I totally blacked out last night.

person 2 : Your party goblin was released.
Party Goblin by dezzi c March 28, 2017