white elephant gift

A way to royally screw over your friends...especially 2 Pump Chump...by taking away all the gifts he desperately wanted and giving him a Sex Yoga Mat so he could go home and get lucky with his wife but be incredibly jealous of all the alcohol he missed out on!!!!!

After showing up to a White Elephant gift exchange with a spectacular gift for his friends, Leonard had all of his gifts stolen from him because his friends couldn't open up their own gifts, so he ended up with a yoga mat and a hangover.

white elephant gift by J Money Money December 14, 2016

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Gag Gift

When you are getting a blow job and you promise not to finish in her mouth. At the last second, you push her head down hard making her gag, then you give her a gift!

I gave my wife a gag gift this year for Christmas! She was really pissed off afterwards!

Gag Gift by Eve's other half October 28, 2016

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Gods finest gift to earth

The coolest, smartest and the funniest guy you could ever meet. And he is a future millionaire too. He is a person that everyone wants to be like. Also known as and goes by the street name : Don. The man of every girls dreams .

Gods finest gift to earth

Gods finest gift to earth by Chamilioner February 3, 2010