geisel

to ship an unusual item by secret means for a practical joke

"Did you geisel that package to your sisters house?"

by bt1st September 22, 2006

geosexual arbitrage

using your status, wealth, skin color, nationality, or a combination thereof, to attract women (or men, but usually women) from less developed countries

Joe can use geosexual arbitrage to get a cuter girl in Colombia than he would be able to in the United States.

by h1231 July 17, 2022

eat your dinner before it gets cold

to fuck a girl while shes young

boy1:i wanna get into my gf
boy2:eat your dinner before it gets cold

by getdownnnnn May 17, 2011

geesenberry

a spliff with blueberry in it or any weed with berry in its name e.g shishkaberry, blackberry etc. also used as a statement on its own

just rolled a geesenberry

by boonking July 6, 2011

geeselbert

sir geeselbert the 1st. royal geese name this is a fictional character and a real one

hello mr geeselbert care for a game of crochet?

by boonking July 6, 2011

Getrektkid

Rodrigo is mega sus and sucks at fortnite.

"Rodigo is mega sus and sucks at fortnite
Getrektkid

by SHSHHSHSHHDYBYUKJ May 10, 2019

Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

They asked me how I knew
My true love was true
I of course replied
Something here inside cannot be denied
They said "someday you'll find all who love are blind"
When your heart's on fire,
You must realize, smoke gets in your eyes

So I chaffed them and I gaily laughed
To think they could doubt my love
Yet today my love has flown away,
I am without my love

Now laughing friends deride
Tears I cannot hide
So I smile and say
When a lovely flame dies, smoke gets in your eyes

(Smoke gets in your eyes, smoke gets in your eyes)

Smoke gets in your eyes

by Death Menace April 17, 2023