Gars d'la douche

A very strong and fat man who enjoy taking showers. Unfortunatly he can never finish washing himself because he is always borthered by some Mario Cross(es).

Dude : Hey dude, how was your shower?
Gars d'la douche : Not so bad, but I had to beat-up that little faggot once again!

by mybigfatcock August 22, 2009

bare gash

the london slang for pussy i.e a girl

"i was linkin dat bare gash at the weekend"
"dat girls bin linked by everyone blud"

by tommoboy November 7, 2007

waste gash

okay... a waste gash is one of those girls who chats AIR! dey are usually pure haters or somebody dat isn't important.

she can't bring it to me...she's a waste gash.

by e12 gash July 14, 2006

Disco Gash

When you meet a young lady in a disco/club, take her back to yours, pull down her panties to reveal a sweaty, stinking kebab.

"Mate pulled this bird in Cardiff last night. Gorgeous she was, face, tits, legs, all perfect. But when I got her back to mine and pulled down her panties I was almost knocked out by her disco gash!"

by HAYLODICKS July 3, 2009

Gash

The vagina, often thought to be a cut revealing flesh.
Gash can be used as an insult also.

'your such a gash face'
'That spesh girl is well a gash'

by bettyspesh January 11, 2007

sweaty gash

female genitalia suffereing from persperation.

ive got a right sweaty gash bab.

by ghost57 August 22, 2006

gash

Describes
1.An open wound i.e. A woman's vagina.
2.Something extremely bad

1.Your mum has the best GASH in the world!
2.Your mum's clothes are GASH!

by ©™ October 15, 2003