Watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

I can’t hang out because im watering your grandma’s garden (your can be replaced to make the sentence make sense)

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

big shovel gardening

Using a large plot of land to bury suspiciously wrapped "plants" six feet under where no one will ever find them.

"Hey did you see Joey at the party?"
"Nah, he had to go do some big shovel gardening this weekend, real messy business"

by billythemurderer August 15, 2021

Large Number Garden Number

Large Number Garden Number (Japanese: 巨大数庭園数, LNGN for short) is currently the largest well-defined googologism which is not a salad number. It is equal to f^10(10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑10) or f(f(f(f(f(f(f(f(f(f(10↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑10)))))))))), where f is the function defined in First Order Theory beyond Higher Order Set Theory.

Some person: Whats the biggest number?
Some other person: Grahams number
Some other other person: TREE(3)
Some other other person: Large Number Garden Number

by Freddie_Office March 8, 2023

Botanese Shadow Garden-Grown Dark Evil Pack

Watered with the blood of 36 dragons, shits so purple, nuclear levels of sour, lung slaughtering, necromancer kush, with diamonds so you know that the THC to CBD ratio is fucking swag nigga. This is without a doubt, that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass.

Biden: "I'm smoking on Botanese Shadow Garden-Grown Dark Evil Pack, they watered this with the blood of 36 dragons, shits so purple, it should be asking me where is Ronald? Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off, nuclear levels of sour, lung slaughtering, necromancer Kush, shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fucking swag nigga. A whiff of this shit, yeah this is that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass, this shit's straight out of Khalid, this shit is what shot Tupac, rip my nigga fr"

by anonymous March 19, 2023

Olive Garden

Not an italian restaurant at all.
Here, in Italy, we would never eat the food served in Olive Garden: really ugly, trust in me: italian food is totally differt!!

In olive garden they put cheese on you salade: we'd never do!

by CamillaPS May 4, 2006

Gardian of love and light

Someone who simply nurtures someone’s beautiful, in aspects of soberity in self, finances, emotional stability, compassion understanding, and things simply as time spent to better help build a persons soul, life goals, art gallery, to establish they’re career and strong suites so they can take the time they need to focus on what matters to them and that they achieve in they’re lifetime someone who a knight to a new republic of them and they wonderful match that is undiably the best thing to happen to them since dinasour shaped chicken nuggets.

My dear love, and protector of my character that is truly me. Allow me to be your Gardian of love and light. For I will protect you love you and praise you as you are my 2 second vessel of my very spirit that fuels the expression and personality that is of only you and me of which forms of complexity can not conconqueor but only stabilize the essence that is our life in which we have walked to cross paths in the dynasty of this journeys sacred Sancht

by Titus dyfilid February 15, 2019

garden shed

another term for being closeted or in the closet popularized by tyler the creator by his song with the same name.

i was stuck in the garden shed for a long time, but i think i should come out now.

by oliver420 June 18, 2020