An amazing mofo that is prob gonna steal everyone’s babe. He loyal, he smart, and he got the biggest shlonger ever. This Mexican man wasn’t raised as a bitch.
by Shlonger donger February 17, 2018

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by joejoe333 November 15, 2017

by $$$$$$GM$$$$$$ December 14, 2014

Noun, One who lacks a quality that others need to thrive; derived from the 2011 Darwin Awards runner up Gabe Hoffman who died in a tragic bird crap cleaning accident; A name for someone who has characteristics similar to Big Bird; seems to not care what others say.
Dave:"Hey Jeff that guy over there mooning the girls track team looks like a real Gabe Hoffman."................................. Jeff:"I know right.".
by GdawgHoff October 5, 2011

What's Up Guys? Coach Gabe Here! Reminding You... To Stay Active, Do Your Sit-ups At Home, And That I Miss You Guys And I Hope Everything's Going Okay, Talk To You Later.
by TheSuperStinkyJohnLiska April 9, 2021

by Mastercard December 13, 2021
