the nuggie guard

The one who stands behind the counter of the cafeteria and controls the flow of nuggies throughout the land. Too many; gluttony. Too few; chaos.

The nuggie guard was generous in her gift upon us today. A yield of 7 nuggies is surely enough to get us through the winter.

by tastygreens2 September 6, 2018

Golden Guard

The Emporer of the Boiling Ises's right hand man from the show 'The Owl House'

The Golden Guard is so annoying

You're the Golden Guard aren't you

by VixZard September 25, 2022

SU Security Guard

Someone that wakes up early to enter the student union. They tend not to go to classes and they will be there 99% of the time. Legend has it it that if you say their name 3 times they’ll appear.

Fade: precious you’re an SU security guard.
Precious: how?
Fade: you open the SU

by TLoba2Splashy2Cashy February 8, 2022

clam guards

panties

male 1: Fuck's sake, did you see how short Shirley's skirt is today?

male 2: I have seen the promised land, and there are no clam guards in it.

by iamsoyoelpato April 10, 2012

Doggy Guarding

When someone is guarding something extremely closely

she is doggy guarding the her the door, so no one can enter

by Mutich November 22, 2015

girly guards

Mudguards on a bike for pussy riders.

Look at Tom, it’s drizzling and he is riding his fixie with girly guards.

by Suboobern May 27, 2022

Nose Guard

Individuals defending YouTuber turned coke head Nick Rekieta in the face of his arrest for drug possession and child endangerment.

The Nose Guards are covering for Nick again.

by B.E.C.O. May 30, 2024