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gastrophiliac

one who has sex with food.
I walked into my roommates room and found cartons of lo mein noodles. In the corner of the room I saw what seemed to look like a body. Upon closer inspection I realized it was clothing stuffed with lo mein noodles with the crotch cut out of the pants for sexual intercourse. Oh snap! He is a gastrophiliac. f$#%.
by lo man April 20, 2011
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gastrogluttony

The cuisine served by restaurants that are all about ridiculous amount of calories.
Le Pied De Cochon serves Poutine with Fois Grois. Now that's gastrogluttony!
by Pie- March 1, 2011
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Gastric Geyser

I ate steak and had a terrible gastric geyser.
by OT Rant Volvagia November 27, 2011
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Gastrophonics

The bizarre sounds my stomach makes after I eat a lot of spicy food. Sometimes it sounds like there is a marching band in there.
Max: "What's with the noise, do you guys here anything?"
Sam: (Out of a sudden); "Uhm no, it's just my stomach, gastrophonics again."

Max: "Lmao, your stomach does know how to spin that shit!"

"OMG, I ATE SO MUCH, HOLD IT UP GUYS, I HAVE MY GASTROPHONICS COMING UP!"
by Epictrishax September 6, 2012
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gastric terrorism

The use of foodstuffs and tasty treats to inspire fatness in an individual or group of people. Common during the holiday season. While related to "diet sabotage," the nuances are slightly different.
-"Someone left an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and a platter of cake pops in the kitchen at work, this gastric terrorism is getting out of hand."

-"I'm gonna leave a chocolate chip brownie on his desk, his weak will won't be able to resist such temptation."
-"You're such a gastric terrorist."
by rud0lph December 20, 2013
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gastrogenocide

A massacre occurring in your intestines after eating something either spoiled or something you know you shouldn't have.

ex: Yo man, that cheesecake caused serious gastrogenocide last night. I had diarrhea coming out of my ears
ex: Yo man, that cheesecake caused serious gastrogenocide last night. I had diarrhea coming out of my ears
by The Naked One July 10, 2014
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Gastrophotistrol

When your heart fills up with pee, as defined by Robert Benfer on the podcast "Chaos Pony."
Person #1: Did you hear about (Person #3)?

Person #2: Yeah, he died pretty quickly after being diagnosed with gastrophotistrol.
by Snoogz July 19, 2014
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