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ninja foot

crotch cleavage, esp. on a woman. The outer lips of female genitalia visible through tight clothing.
Oh man, I know you saw that honey in the bathing suit with the ninja foot.
by Your Mother's Lover October 6, 2002
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foot fetish

A huge desire to smell, lick, touch, taste, see, suck, female feet.
Gemma told me to lay under her feet, she then rubbed her socked feet under my nose, the smell almost made me cum, soon her socks were off and i was lucky enough to have my face buried in the soles of her feet, i enjoyed it so much i knew i had a foot fetish
by gemma's foot slave March 3, 2005
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lead foot

Figurative term for a person who has a propensity to drive very fast.
Cop: "Alright, lead foot. You know how fast you were going back there?"
Person: "I'm sorry, sir, but-"
Cop: "You'll shut up if you know what's good for you. Now you were doing 75 in a 45, and I'm gonna throw the book at you."
Person: "Please, sir-"
Cop: "Quiet, boy. Don't you go anywhere, I'll be back."
(20 minutes later)
Cop: "Now you can either show up in court on this date, or pay this $300 fine. What were you in such a hurry for anyway?"
Person: "Taking my grandma to the emergency room. Now she's dead, you dumb fucking pig."
Cop: "Oh, sorry...uh, watch your speed."
(cop leaves and pulls into Krispy Kreme)
by Nick D August 26, 2004
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football

OK, here goes... slowly:
The word describes a very populare game, which is played all over the world.
The word consists of two parts, which quite accurately descibes the game:
1) Foot
2) Ball

Part 1) Foot. This means that the foot is the main body part involved when playing this game.
Part 2) Ball. This means that the game is played with a spheric (globe-shaped) object.

This definition seems to be understood all over the world, except in the US, where they have misunderstood both parts of the word. Instead of using their feet, they mainly use their hands. And, instead of using a ball, they use an egg-shaped object.
(Somewhere in the world, exept USA): -Let's play football!
Reaction: they play football

(Somwhere in USA): -Let's play football!
Reaction: they play some strange game, not involving a ball, and hardly using their feet.
by SengaSengana October 7, 2010
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hundred-footer

A lesbian who typfies the stereotype to such an extent you can spot her sexuality from a hundred feet away.

Used on the l word
"Now that's what I call a hundred-footer"
by Amy August 25, 2004
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five dollar foot long

A cheap and delicious sub from Subway. Jared eats it and so should you.
by Gamer_2k4 January 21, 2009
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10 footer

When a woman looks hot from 10 feet away and more, but there is something seriously wrong with her when you are face to face.
That girl is a 10 footer. Once I got next to her i realized that she was a butterface.
by Lone wolf 81 March 9, 2010
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