Frosted brownie

When you take a dump and then you beat one off onto your own shit. Thus leaving a nice coating of frosting on your wet fudgecicle.

Billy had blue balls and was prairie dogging, he then knew it was the perfect moment for a frosted brownie

by AustinJ319 August 2, 2022

frosted flakes

the toilet paper flakes left on your lips when you eat a girl out

Damn I can’t believe you went down on Jennifer!
It was great other than the frosted flakes

by javier escobar August 28, 2022

frosted flakes

the dried-up crunchy bits you find in a cum sock

"ew, whys there wood chips in this sock?"
"Dude those are frosted flakes!"

by anonbandit September 20, 2022

floated a heater

Writing a bad check.

Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.

by jdubya22 October 2, 2022

froasted

when you're trying to save Christmas and you open the freezer in your college kitchen's freezer and a dead mouse falls out.

I couldn't tell if I was traumatized or froasted.

by thisspongeisnasty December 12, 2022

Frosted Brownie

When she’s passed out and you ejaculate into her butt checks and wipe your dick in between

I woke up, took a shit and realized Jimbo gave me a frosted brownie

by GAYOMI December 18, 2022

Frosted Tips

When the bois wank a nice one and immediately dip it in snow causing it to freeze on the tip.

Aye bro you wanna pull up and get some frosted tips?

by WisconsinStankyStank420 January 15, 2023