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Person1: do you have friends?

Person2: what’s that?

Person1: something you don’t have, loser!
by I’m hella gay July 28, 2022
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People that always have your back and respect you.

People that you love and appreciate.
"Man, Karla, Rory, Ari, and Myla sure are great friends!"
"I have so many great friends!"
by QueenKatnissC November 23, 2022
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I don’t have any problems until they decide to use privileged information against me for the purpose of my derision or you my likeness and response to derision as a tool for self promotion. And it’s unacceptable for me to do that to people (not that it’s something I do isn’t the first place). But where was I when someone was trying to extort 2 grand from you by pretending to be an underage girl? Being made fun of by you and the people you talk to behind my back. Where was I while you and your T-Rex head girlfriend were fucking each other? Taking your mother to the hospital while you made fun of me behind my back. Where were you while I was working 6 hours of your shift in addition to my own? At home, sleeping off the dicking-down you got from a mental midget.
Hym “And that’s just the friends. Don’t even get me started on the family aspect of it. I mean, you can’t have a relationship with people you can’t say no to. Where is my cousin? Where is my brother? If all the kids in your family are leaving and not coming back. It isn’t the kids. Is it me? Are they around when I’m not? No. They’re gone whether I’m there or not. You don’t like what I said about women and retards. So you’ve decided to be a bitch. That’s a decision you’ve made. To be a bitch. It’s easier for you to change yourself than it is for you to change me (which is what you’re trying to do). You’re trying to change me instead of stopping being a bitch. That’s you. And if you want to talk about avoidance. I’m not avoiding you. Takes less for you to get here than it does for me to come there. You obviously care enough to do what you’re doing. Shot clock is ticking. You’re standing there dribbling. Shoot the ball.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
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something you don't have because you did something stupid at school
Random Gorilla lover: Hey look at my FRIENDS.
friendless hobo: damn.
by Chiaki_ Nanami February 18, 2023
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The one thing in life that you dont have.
I dont have any friends.
by dumbxdylan January 1, 2023
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by UltimateDoge May 14, 2023
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I love friends. Friends are there for you when you can’t be there for yourself. Friends offer to do things for you and with you. Friends take up your recently messaged on your phone. Friends make life better not just for me, for you, for everyone.
They were good friends.
by Fiestaplum01! May 23, 2023
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