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San Francisco 

A somewhat small city that feels big because of its diversity in race, sexual orientation, age, etc. Also where 4.5 out of every 10 people you meet will be high on either pot or heroin, and it is illegal to sit down on sidewalks for some stupid reason.
GO 9ERS!!!!!
San Francisco:

Latinos on the east side, Asians on the west,

gays, whites, and rich old people fill up all the rest.
San Francisco by california689 July 10, 2011
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tan francisco 

Someone from the West Coast with a really good tan.
"Whoa! Did you see that guy? He was tan francisco!"
tan francisco by huuuuuuh May 7, 2010

San Francisco Rooster Tail 

This is when one or more parties engage in sexual activity with a frozen chicken leg inserted in their anus.
I probably got sominilia from doing that San Francisco Rooster Tail a couple weeks ago.

San Francisco Bird Bath 

Two guys. One guy pulls his ball skin out into the shape of a bowl, the other gentleman ejaculates sensually into the bowl. He then gets on his tired knees and gently proceeds to eat the goods from the bowl.
Jimmy got on his knees to drink the seamen out of Tommy’s San Francisco bird bath.

san francisco 

The homosexual capital of the United States. The Peoples Republic of San Francisco. A place where reality is not. A nice place to visit but you don’t want to live there. Was once one of America’s crown jewel cities but now has more drawbacks than qualities. It has become the American center of radical homosexuality, socialism, liberalism, activism, judicial activism, and other social nuances. Radical homosexuals literally hold Gay Pride parades on Castro Street to flaunt their perverted and immoral lifestyle. Its activist mayor, Gavin Newsom, has overstepped his bounds by deliberately “marrying” homosexual couples when California law strictly forbids it. He also sided with illegal immigrants who held a march in the city denouncing the right of American’s Freedom of Speech. The city is so liberal that it will not tolerate members of the American armed forces being in the city. Hell, it even screamed when the Blue Angels wanted to do a show over the San Francisco Bay. What a disgrace. It is not a coincidence that it now has the largest number of homeless than most other US cities. The cost of living has become so out of control that citizens are moving out to the burbs causing the city population to decline rapidly since 2000. When God punishes the United States, San Fran will probably be the first city he knocks off. This is what makes San Francisco San Francisco:
1. fog
2. the Golden Gate Bridge
3. Alcatraz Island
4. its numerous hills
5. plenty of Asians
6. Fishermans Warf
7. the Embarcadero
8. queers
9. hippies
10. activists
11. liberalism
12. socialism
13. the TransAmerica Pyramid
14. cable cars
15. an outragious cost of living
San Francisco is nice to visit but damb if you want to live there.I hate it.
san francisco by krock1dk November 13, 2007

San Francisco fake-o 

When you are having sex with a girl doggy-style and spit on her back, then when she turns around you cum on her face.
Dude, I gave July a San Francisco fake-o last night, we had a laugh about it.
San Francisco fake-o by douglassss December 16, 2007

San Francisco Sandwedge

When the male places sand in the women's vagina and she queefs it out.
Did you hear that Tyler gave Carli a San Francisco Sandwedge?