Going for an alan

When you go to a public toilet giving the impression of going for a shit but have a wank instead

I’m just going for an alan

by Scott1995 October 29, 2017

looking for an abby

Two people disappearing for sex

Them two are so looking for an abby

by Sexybum23 February 5, 2018

shower for an hour

this is completely necessary when you come home way too high and you need to quickly sober up. a shower is the best way to get parent ready. eyes red still? say you got shampoo in them. truly genius and is garunteed to work. bonus: it’s a known fact that a high shower is the best shower.

friend one: bro i smoked too much bro
friend two: take a shower for an hour you’ll be golden

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

A fodan

To five putt on the green.

Oooooo he has had a fodan there

by Terry jack April 13, 2020

Bennett fordney

If your name is Bennett you're already stupid and gay, but when you add Fordney it gets 1000000000000000 times worse.

"Hey have you seen Bennett Fordney?" "Oh, that stupid mf? yeah i seen him he dumb asf"

by snatgodlover666 November 12, 2020

Gobin Forat

A person who announces that he is late to work, appointment or meeting/gathering, but is the first one to show up.

I'm so surprised to see John there at the funeral, even though he said that he would be late. He must be a gobin forat I tell ya!

by Emzock August 9, 2021

Parental forensics

Digital forensics tools used on kids by their parents.

My daughter has tried to steal items from a store multiple times while at the supermarket after I left her on her iPad for a long time. Time to use parental forensics tools on her iPad to see what tiktok trend thing caused this.

by Gfshusbandforever December 18, 2021