fluje

when you spit on a girls back and pretend to cum then when she turns around, you cum in her face

dude, i just flujed on nikki.

hey y’all i just flujed on jamie, stacy, and nikki.

by 666years June 28, 2019

Flive

When you try to say five but English is too hard

Get Flive flags in The North Bowl

by Sonya Succmioff July 3, 2019

Fluke

Often used in Baltimore as an insult used to describe a bitch ass nigga or a scary ass nigga.

Yo dummy down tha street a while fluke yo

by Bmorenigga23 September 22, 2019

Flugelhorns

Instruments in marching band played by people who suck and cant play for shit.

"Man that band sounds terrible, they suck so much!"
"Nah man, that's just the flugelhorns!"
"Oh yeah, that makes sense!"

by Mongieloid September 27, 2019

Flueblesnoot

A large cucumber that's grows in Africa. It grows to the size of the man's penis who plants it. Then uses it to show off to the ladies in a anceint tribal tradition.

Hey how longer is your Flueblesnoot?
Mine grew to 10 inches

by itsdantheguy69 October 3, 2019

Fluke Goal

An excuse to make you or a group of people feel better about loosing

Joe: that was such a Fluke Goal

John: init
Me: bs

by Jack Reynolds November 24, 2019

Fluent

the ability to communicate in a language - such that anyone who can speak that language, can converse with you without the need for a translator

An automation platform from Tecan, where absolutely no-one can explain how it works or why it continuously fails to perform the tasks it was programmed for - Rosetta Stone writes books to help people learn and become "Fluent" in other languages (maybe Rosetta should write a book to help people become Fluent in Tecan's Fluent, maybe even helping Tecan to gain fluency in their Fluent platform )!

Fluent ? my laboratory owns a Fluent - and never before have I seen such a lack of fluency by "the experts from Tecan"

Tecan ... Fluent in $300,000 paper weights !

by TecanMolbank January 22, 2020