Floppy Lion

A result of erectile dysfunction. The junk lays like a lion, listless and cold. Must be accompanied by hairy bush.

Damn, my sugar daddy has money, but I can't get that floppy lion up.

This year for Valentine's Day, I ain't getting her jewelry, she's getting the Floppy Lion.

by THE SHOW on 95X February 22, 2011

Floppy Waddler

a floppy or upset chode, recieving no action, normally defined as a waddler, or a floppy fish.

hey Aaron i like you're "floppy waddler" it isn't getting any action

by speedway01000 June 30, 2011

floop

Fart, laugh and poop at the same time

I my sister was so funny I couldn't help but floop

by lit79 September 7, 2014

floop

Fart, laugh and poop at the same time

I my sister was so funny I couldn't help but floop

by lit79 September 7, 2014

Flooped it

When someone says "I've got this" but then goes on to fail spectacularly.

Floop - I got this.
Loss - wait for it.....
*guardian down*
Tac - Waap Waap Waaaaaaap, he's only gone and flooped it

by The Moist Sage August 2, 2016

Floppy Vibes

Physical feeling felt on the come up of a psychedelic drug trip, specifically that of psilocybin mushrooms.

Person 1) Hey man are you tripping yet?
Person 2) Not entirely, but I'm definitely feeling the floppy vibes.

by enteringthevoid September 30, 2016

Floofy Doge

A really fluffy dog.

"Hannah, look! A floofy doge!!!!"

by RogueRebel01 November 1, 2016