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FEMALE DOG WHISTLE

Women who subtly hit on, flirt with, or show loving affection toward a man when he is in a relationship and the MAN does not notice or pick up on it. But his girlfriend sure does. Females hear and pick up on what other women are doing well their men are oblivious to it.
Female dog whistle is a woman who uses cute pet names, puts hearts in messages and comments, comments excessively on posts and pics via facebook. Doing things deemed appropriate for only thee girlfriend to do to and for her boyfriend.
by YdoGIRLScauseTROUBLE! December 22, 2010
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female simp

a girl that denies all accusations of being associated with a male, but when her and the male are alone, she acts as if she is in love with him.
Kora says she doesn't like cheezy, thus making her a female simp
by itsyourboychipsahoy August 31, 2017
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Female Toilet

A term used to describe a woman who enjoys having body excretions on her body.

Alternative: Walking Toilet
God, Rick, you do know Susie is a female toilet?
by Michael O. November 20, 2004
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A scale on which you rate girls by their looks. Only. So anti sapi omg
The scale:
1. FUCKING UGLY WTF
2. Really ugly
3. Ugly
4. Ew
5. Eh
6. Okay
7. Cute
8. Hot
9. Model
10. OMG GODDESS
John: She's cute
Ryan: So about a seven on the 1-10 female attractivness scale.
John: ya dude ur smart
by itz_kidz October 2, 2016
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professional female

A female that has graduated from a school and already has a degree, and works full time. Not to be confused with a stripper. Usually in mid twenties or a little older.
Person 1: So what are you doing know as far as your professional career?
Person 2: I'm a professional female.
Person 1: You are a stripper?
Person 2: No I work full time at a law office.
by Crystal K February 5, 2007
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female douchebag

A female that is indeed such a horrible, stupid, and disrespectful person that they can be compared as something only used to clean a disgusting and smell vagina. Yuck!

*A douchebag really can be male or female and people that think only males can be douchebags, are douchebags. If you are a female douchebag, the examples relate to you.
If at least two of these relate to you, congratulations, you are a female douchebag.
*(If you didn't get that that was sarcasm, you're a female douchebag.)
*Wearing fake nails, having a bellybutton piercing, fake tanning, etc. (Jersey Shore crew.)
*Watching jersey shore because it's cool
*Not knowing and/or caring about the difference between its, it's, their, there, they're, your, you're, etc.

*One who dumps their friends for a boyfriend/girlfriend (if lesbo or bisexual)
*sluts
*One who doesn't trust themselves and is desperate, an attention seeker, and makes everyone else's life miserable
*A wanna be
*One who smells TERRIBLE! One who either uses douche or who doesn't wash their vagina and lets it crust and reek (when around people)
*Fuckers, cheaters, etc.
*you guys get the point.
by Mental Muscle 4 U January 22, 2012
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Feaker

A term to define a long and skinny external male sex organ. Opposite of a choad.
By God! That's a feaker!
by Peach1234 September 13, 2010
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