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state farmin'

(verb) this is when your woman is irrationally jealous about some stupid shit, that makes NO sense ! This behavior was first witnessed during a State Farm commercial featuring "Jake"
Woman ! Why are you state farmin' ??? That woman, you saw me hugging was my grandma !
by johntailor2048 June 2, 2015
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subsistence farting

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.
Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!
by tinkarink December 12, 2021
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Fatmingo

A large rotund man, with huge belly proportions and arrogant tendencies. A fatmingo resembles a flamingo through his pink attire and feasts on shiny shrimp. Fat-min-go

Can also be used as an expletive.
Wow look at that fatmingo, he has had many a shrimp today.

Holy Fatmingo!
by QWAG October 31, 2012
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troll framing

To troll on the internet while making it seem like someone else other than the actual person who is trolling.
Was that a coincedence or just troll framing?
by Am PM April 14, 2010
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farting while getting a blowjob

Poughkeepsie inhaler: defined as when your girl is going down on you... you fart on her face!
Most effective when your girl is giving you a blowjob and licking your balls, you ask her to open her mouth wide and... you push it out forcefully. Just make sure you take cover immediately upon letting it rip. You can't beat the pure pleasure of farting while getting a blowjob!
by Cookie the Dog whisperer September 21, 2013
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Farting out hand grenades

A Fart that you unleash that gives you such excruciating pain, this is the only phrase for your terrbile pain.
Matt on the phone - hold on...... OH MA GAWD i'm farting out hand grenades.
by Terrance Clark December 28, 2005
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farting

by B-Drac November 8, 2003
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