two faced friend

A friend who is always nice to someone, but the second they're not with them they act like they hate them and talk bad about them

Tony is always nice to Sarah first period, but during second period all he does is talk bad about her and say how she is the scum of the earth. Tony is a total two faced friend.

by Cardinal Gibbons Student November 30, 2015

Pirate Faced

A state of extreme inebriation where one can only focus with one eye open.

After a long day of drinking, Jimmy continued to ponder his future with Cynthia while smoking weed and downing a bottle of Jack, Needless to say, he was completely Pirate Faced when he asked Cynthia to marry him.

Kaitlyn and Chelsea were so pirate faced in Cancun, they ended up on Girls Gone Wild.

Let’s get fucking pirate faced this weekend.

by Heytherewoods March 4, 2018

Pretty faced mother fucker

My girlfriend

Me:look at that pretty faced mother fucker
Her:love you too cock head

by Sexy beast 69 420 January 26, 2020

Trout faced semen doctor

A creature with a human body and a trout face that has gone through extensive training to work as a doctor who specializes in semen and its origins.

Honey, don't forget I have to see the trout faced semen doctor on Wednesday to test my cum.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 21, 2020

Double-Faced Etendre

Someone who has two completely different personalities like an angel and a devil side. This phrase is coined by Oliver Tree in is song "Life goes on"

My ex is a Double-Faced Etendre

by ultimately_superior October 1, 2021

Two-Faced entendre

Someone/Some person that has almost two different personalities (normally; good/bad side)

She's such a two-faced entendre, one day she's nice, another day she's like a demon!

by Imakewordsreal October 12, 2021

Two-faced

People who are two-faced will always be asking if they can put their ballz in yo jawz which is a very strong indication that they are LGBTQIA

"Bro srsly shut up I need to complete my maths homework"

"Can I put ma ballz in yo jawz?"

"Dude stop actually"

"I will put ma ballz in yo jawz"

"Dude your so two-faced you never do this at school"

"Imma put ma ballz in yo jawz now"

by AtomicBr3ath August 25, 2021