kitty whompus

adj.
used to describe an object that is unintentionally tilted to the side

Bob: My car got totally smashed on my way to the mall yesterday...
Bill: Yeah, i can tell. I mean the bumper is absolutely kitty whompus.

by S master kizzle July 18, 2008

kitty whipping

female masturbation.

related forms: whipping the kitty, kitty whipper,

Saturday, I had plans for some frock shopping and a mani-pedi, but then I started thinking about Colin Firth in Pride and Prejudice, so I stayed home for some kitty whipping instead.

by pinkmilk August 10, 2010

swollen kitty

When a girl has had too much pussy stimulation and it's too sensitive and swollen.

"He fucked me so hard he gave me swollen kitty!"

by missdillpickle January 21, 2017

Killing kittys

Meaning To Masturbate.

Ted: I like killing kittys!

Jen: Eww...

by HI I LIKE CHEESE April 30, 2006

Shitty Kitty

When a woman wipes back to front, setting the stage for a world class yeast infection as well as a lowered social level.

Hey, I went to go down on Amy and was so grossed out by her Shitty Kitty!

by R-Dickulous April 22, 2021

emo kitty

an emo girl that is: a) dressed as a cat OR b) a boy/girl magnet

person 1: gawd, shes a sex goddess, shes so scene
person 2: yuhuh, definite emo kitty

by [x][a][m][y][x] January 01, 2006

Hello Kitty

The coolest cartoon cat you will never meet, only to be ruined by those we call the Scene Kid.

Scene kid 1: OMG i LyK3 LuV hEll0 K!TtY sHes sO SC3ne RaWk!

R.I.P Hello Kitty

by Penguins Kick Ass August 08, 2009