Floss

Something you should do twice a day and not a cringy FORTNITE dance.

Did you floss?

by Owner of Lutfi July 31, 2022

Flossing

The action of swinging your arms across your hips alternating between your front and back. Now it is only used by companies trying to appeal to the new generation.

Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Pets Alive: iNtRoDuCiNg FiFi ThE fLoSsInG sLoTh!!!!

by The7Guy August 18, 2020

Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

brain floss

Information introduced to your mind that doesn't get remembered at all. A different way of saying in one ear and out the other.

Math class was total brain floss, I didn't understand anything the teacher said.

I'm terrible with names it's all just brain floss.
The new worker is doing a bad job all the training we gave them was just brain floss.

by YoungRebel00 October 25, 2024

Floss

Its what eli doesnt do

Eli brush your kricken teeth and floss

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Boardwalk floss

When someone takes all of the hair from under a boardwalk and uses it to floss like some fucking monster.

Hey Steve, you look wretched. Did you use the boardwalk floss or something?

by Plynut May 20, 2022

flap flossing

Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing

Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"

by Ebesneezer bahonkers October 2, 2015