Fixing the koi pond

A highly specific (possibly true) excuse for taking a very long toilet visit. Suggested use is mostly for incidents involving defecation.

"Hey guys, I'm back on stream! Sorry I was gone so long, I tried to hurry, but I was Fixing the koi pond... The pump was clogged and I had to clean it out!"

by AnonymousSynonymous April 8, 2022

Can't Fix Loser

When a sports team is SO bad that even when things go well for a considerable amount of time, the team reverts back to its loser disposition.

Also is applicable to describe a company.

Yurk: Man, I am so happy the Lions have the first overall pick, We are SO on the right path.

BT: Fam, it doesn't matter who you draft or who your coach is, you cant fix loser. Your team has been tragic for 65 years.

Yurk: Ya but unc...

BT: NO, you can't fix loser. Takes a long time to get rid of that stench, bruh.

by Mike109999 February 2, 2022

come fix my wifi box

it mean they want some head

girl: come fix my wifi box😏

boy: okay bet 🐱🐱🐱

by contralto July 26, 2021

Feed-fix

Acquiring food when you are really hungry

I'm really hungry and need a Feed-fix

by Butterflymorph28 August 6, 2021

national make buff fix unturned day

on may 15 buff has to fix his unturned game or bron will kill him

"buff go fix your fucking unturned already"
"why"
"its national make buff fix unturned day"
"oh"

by bronwynm May 15, 2021

Fixing day

Fixing day is the right before fathers day and it when a farther kills his least favorite child.

Farther: can't wait till fixing day this one kid been acting stupid lately.

by Farting June 5, 2021

fixing strip

The adhesive strips used by hospitals to affix a cannula to a patient's body

The nurse had to use a fixing strip to keep the cannula in place

by Chrisbloomers November 30, 2024