fidget

to toy with an object, usually a pen, during company meetings or bad church sermons

Pastor Ed's sermon sent us all in a stupor, so i fidgeted

by cinnabun! August 21, 2003

fiddlehead

A half-hearted or short-lived effort at oral sex.

I thought we were going to have sex, but she only gave me fiddlehead.

by NEexpert May 28, 2009

fiddyleven

too damn many times

done been fucked yo momma bout fiddyleven times shawty

by jeffrey October 16, 2003

fiddlehead

a fern that grows in the Northeast and Canada. Grows along riverbanks. A delicacy in springtime in Eastern Canada. When the fern is young, and ready for picking, it looks like the head of a violin or fiddle.

Whip up some fiddleheads with butter on them.

by Doctor Livingstone May 16, 2005

Fidget spinner

A special ed toy stupid people play with and don't have a thing to do else with their shitty lives.

Mom can I get a fidget spinner .

Mom : hell no those are for sped people

by Tommy Andrew May 23, 2017

Fidel Castro

(full name Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz) The communist dictator of Cuba since 1959 when he overthrew the government of Fulgencio Batista, to present, although in 2006 he transfered presidential duties to his brother Raúl due to illness. Totalitarian tyrant who has deprived the Cuban population of the most basic of human rights including freedom of speech, peaceful assembly, worship, among others. He was listed on Forbes´"Fortunes of Kings, Queens, and Dictators" list as the 7th Richest Leader, Forbes estimated his fortune at $900 million, only including the money he makes off the wealth of the state, not any past profits.

Fidel Castro has deprived Cubans of human rights as dictator.

by Viquita September 10, 2006

fidduck

It's another way of saying "fuck."

If Pharrell asked me to, I'd fidduck.

by Lil' Skateboard T June 27, 2006