Fecal Drill

also known as F.D. when one person puts his or her head up another's anus and spins around while sticking out their tongue, like a drill

I totally fecal drilled her last night, it was so hot.

by skipapottomus May 20, 2009

fecal footprint

/ˈfikəl ˈfʊtˌprɪnt/ —noun
The residual impression a bowel movement leaves in the toilet after one has flushed one or more times; also known as track marks or skid marks. The severity of the stain is directly related to the number of flushes required to visibly remove it.

This all-you-can-eat seafood buffet is already giving me cramps. I hope the next time I drop my mud, it doesn't leave a big ol' fecal footprint for the maid when she comes tomorrow.

by Matt*ee November 23, 2010

fecal burrito

The fecal burrito is one of the simplest kinds of burritos to concoct. The fecal burrito consists of a freshly-evacuated log of excrement strewn out along the middle of a tortilla that is folded on top of said excrement. One may release diarrhea onto a solid piece of waste matter to give the burrito a spicy yet enjoyable taste.

That fecal burrito I ate last night really gave me the shits.

by Feces Astronaut May 13, 2012

fecal fleck

N. A small piece of shit.

Adj. when a person is not worth a damn, arrogant, petty, etc.

0h that insecure bitch is a pot stirring fecal fleck!

You're such a fecal fleck!

by KentuckyJewel April 6, 2017

fecal theater

PG version of a shitshow

When describing the kegger the night before while in church, one might say it turned into a "fecal theater" when the cops showed up

by asdifjalrjwqore May 20, 2017

fecal terrorist

A terrorist who starts his attack by releasing silent fart bombs around an area, then shitting in the center of the area that had just been fart bombed.

*on an airplane*
Me: Ugh do you smell that? I’m worried there’s a fecal terrorist within our midst.

Buddy: I think you’re right, there’s a guy in the aisle dropping his pants now

by bowthruster01 January 22, 2019

necro-fecal-pedi-feliac

a person who likes dead childrens poop. see rutledge

that boy in the corner happens to be a necro-fecal-pedi-feliac

by azg August 11, 2008